I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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