And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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