...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
nutella sex= disaster
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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