sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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