i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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