Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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