I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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