Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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