i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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