She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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