ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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