wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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