I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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