Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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