So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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