quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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