...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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