the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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