when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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