Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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