What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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