Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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