So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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