You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Holy shit dude........stairs
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