so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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