if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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