Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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