You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We have so much sex to catch up on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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