The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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