Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do vagina's smell?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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