...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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