Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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