Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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