why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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