I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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