Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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