I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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