wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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