At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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