naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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