gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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