dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
