what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Randomize
