i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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