Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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