big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's like heaven, but drunker
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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