can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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