considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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