It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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