i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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